Help Me

So, as you probably noticed a long time ago, I changed the names of our family members for the blog. This was not for cuteness or something fun like that. In fact, I struggled with changing it for those reasons and tried to use names that fit with personality or physical features so that we didn't get too cutsie. I changed them because I was thinking about the possibly weirdos that are out there looking at my blog after seeing some of the google searches that brought people here. Some are terrible, that's all I will say. So, for the hope of safety for my family, I use different names.

Here is my current dilemma...

I don't know what to use for my own name. Until recently I just figured it didn't matter because I don't really use my name anyway. I just say me, or I will use Mom if it is in a conversation with Curly. BUT...I am not your Mom.

I know. You already knew that.

So, what do you think I should use? There have been a couple of times recently where I had to go with something else, so I want a universal.

Let me know your thoughts. Please! I would like it to fit with the blog and not be too cutsie.

Thanks guys. You are the best!